Sharks' egos take a hit

*Randall* · 07-06-2003, 01:42 AM

I don't think it would sell many movie tickets...

LA Lifeguards: Vending Machines Kill, Sharks Don't

Randall

# All this machine does is sit and eat money
# and spit out little Barq's root beers and that's all.

*Andilinks* · 07-06-2003, 04:08 AM

This gives new meaning to "being in the same boat."

Before 9/11 the summer of 2001 was known as the "summer of the shark."

*Rich* · 07-06-2003, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Before 9/11 the summer of 2001 was known as the "summer of the shark."

Somehow, that seems to have moe shock value than "summer of the vending machines."

*JRepici* · 07-06-2003, 11:47 AM

All I can think of is Homer Simpson knocked out cold, with a hospital vending machine crashed down on top of him. ghaghghgh, SnaAaAaAks...

-John

Maybe not movie material, but it made for entertaining television...

*Jeff* · 07-08-2003, 02:04 AM

ROTFL - great headline

*LightGuide* · 07-08-2003, 01:17 PM

I have forthwith had all vending machines removed from our offices.

They are plainly far more dangerous than once thought, and the risk is simply not worth it.