Haiku laments

[BOF]

Thought (some of) these might amuse:

Your file was big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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None is my own work, I hasten to add.

[Armand]

First of all, it's senryu not haiku. ;) (loosely form on some)

And second:

None is my own work, I hasten to add.

Umm... should I mention copyright issues then? lol