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Del
12-27-1998, 07:34 PM
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell.......
(YOU GET THE IDEA)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)

Deb
12-27-1998, 07:53 PM
Now we're laughing WITH you http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

Deb

Julie
12-28-1998, 06:17 PM
LOL Deb, I think you're still laughing AT him. It's ok, I do it all the time

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queticon
12-28-1998, 07:33 PM
DEL,

You have entirerly to much free time on your hands. We need to find you somthing to do. And which one did you have this year for christmas.

Dan

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Deb
12-28-1998, 07:39 PM
I think he was with terra and I suffering from a case of Multiple Personality Dementia with Schizopherenia tendencies and a bit of marcissistic mania mixed with paranoia which of course caused the depression when he became obsessive about changing the diagnosis to personality disorder by the day after he was settled into passive aggresive...

Or something like that :P

Julie
12-28-1998, 11:40 PM
LOL deb i think so too.

hehehehe

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Del
12-29-1998, 03:00 AM
I think he was with terra and I suffering from a case of Multiple Personality Dementia with Schizopherenia tendencies and a bit of marcissistic mania mixed with paranoia which of course caused the depression when he became obsessive about changing the diagnosis to personality disorder by the day after he was settled into passive aggresive...


my head hurts...

http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif



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Deb
12-29-1998, 03:17 AM
ROFL!!!!!! http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

Ya know we love ya Del http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif
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p.s. If you're still awake toss me an ICQ please.. thanks

Deb

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