Anybody else a stupid procrastinator? We haven't had an...

[Bi4Be]

Is anybody else in here a stupid procrastinator? I have already delayed Project Trade for weeks and now I might have to another! I dunno, mix a hectic schedule, family, and someone who tends to procratinate and you have a project that never finishes. Hmmm, maybe next time I will not publicly announce any due dates :)

Say now that I am in a tired happy daze, we have not had any really good laughs in here for awhile like we did when I first signed up in January. Have we some how evolved into higher beings who don't joke? Have our lives taken unsuspected turns of un-funnyness? Does Taco Bell really use beef? Who sang that Pina Colada song from the 70's anyways? Could someone post something funny already?

-Bi4Be

STRESS STINKS! Ta dump dump dump!
ARRID WORKS! Ta dump dump dump!

:)

[sheila]

Is anybody else in here a stupid procrastinator?
I resemble that remark!
I have already delayed Project Trade for weeks and now I might have to another! I dunno, mix a hectic schedule, family, and someone who tends to procratinate and you have a
project that never finishes. Hmmm, maybe next time I will not publicly announce any due dates
Be realistic about your family. They have needs, too. (wrote the full-time teacher, mother-of-three, math grad student)
From what you write, it doesn't sound to me like you're procrastinating. It sounds more like you're overcommitted (I resemble that, too).

I learn to be very careful about promising to meet certain deadlines. I'm working on getting things set up on my site right now in time for the first day of school (Tues. 9/7). Having a little pressure on is good, but learn to forgive yourself if you can't do it all. Sleep is good, too.

Could someone post something funny already?

A duck walks in to a convenience mart. He goes up to the clerk at the counter.
"Do you have any fresh strawberries?" he asks.
"No," replies the clerk.
Out goes the duck.

Five minutes later the duck returns.
"Do you have any fresh strawberries?" he asks the clerk.
Impatiently the clerk answers, "I just told you five minutes ago, we don't have any! Get outta here."
Out goes the duck.

Five minutes later the duck returns. He goes up to the clerk.
"Do you have any fresh strawberries?"
Fuming, the clerk shouts at him, "This is a convenience mart! We don't carry fresh strawberries! Ever! If you come in here and ask me that again, I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor."
Out goes the duck.
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Five minutes later the duck returns.
"Do you have any nails?" he asks.
"No," replies the clerk.
[nbsp]
"Well," starts the duck, "in that case... do you have any fresh strawberries?"

[Dean B]

Hehehe :)

[hearts]

Here is something, it will make ya laugh, cry.. and if ya have a heart for dogs, then I suggest this woman's story. :)

http://www.bridgekidsandangels.com/
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[Bi4Be]

ROFL all of you!

Here's some stupid ones I picked up a few days ago:

There was a drunk guy in a side alley just waiting. A nun passes by and the drunky slaps her. He then punches her until she falls to the ground, where she is brutally kicked. As the crowd grew bigger and bigger, the drunkard stumbled backwards and said, "Ha ha, Batman! You aren't so tough anymore are you!?!?"

A man walks by an insane asilum had hears all these men chanting "7! 7! 7!" over and over behind a big concrete wall. The man kept walking and wondering what the heck they were yelling about until he noticed there was a small hole in the wall, so the guys looked through the small hole in the fence and got a sharp stab to his eye with a finger while everyone started chanting "8! 8! 8!".

Two blondes are walking down the street in New York when one sees a dog and turns to the other blonde and says, "Look at the dog with one eye!!!" The other blond covers 1 of her eyes and say "Ok, Why?"

Keepem` Coming, People...
-Bi4Be

[sheila]

A blonde and a brunette, good friends, meet early one evening at a sidewalk cafe for a drink and to catch up on chit chat and news.

A TV is on and the six o'clock news is reporting on a story about a man who was threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde says, "Oh, I hope they can convince him not to jump!"

Her friend replies, "I'm sorry to say, I already saw this story on the five o'clock news, and the man did jump."

The blond replies, "Oh, I saw it too, but I thought they might convince him otherwise the second time around."

[Bi4Be]

:) Woohooo! Great News! I redeemed myself! :)

No, I didn't actually finish Project Trade but even better: I just found out that yesterday was a real holiday! September 5th is "Be Late for Something Day"!!!

-Bi4Be
~Hmmm, although I was late for church...~

[Armand]

3 weeks late on my own site re-design & re-structuring over here... so you're not alone.[nbsp][nbsp]Am now working at feverish pace, and no doubt my html is suffering badly as a result. Of course I've been stopping to read all those bad jokes in my personal e-mail inbox too much also.

thanks need to hear some of these jokes about now. Torn between[nbsp][nbsp]http://www.arcanumcafe.com/ubb/deadman.gif or
http://www.arcanumcafe.com/ubb/rotatesmiley2.gif moods.

Joe
[This message has been edited by Armand (edited 09-06-99)]

[Charles Capps]

*falls over laughing at the rotating smiley*

[Armand]

*falls over laughing at the rotating smiley*

I've got so many smileys I've created it's probably not funny anymore.[nbsp][nbsp]Forget how many I have coded into my own UBB forums...think like 6-8 extras.[nbsp][nbsp]Have even create one or two for fellow FQ'ers

[Bi4Be]

You're redesigning Aracanum Café? Cool Cool :)

This would be lucky week number 3 for me also ( :( / :) )

I figure that I will have it up next Monday, and I am not rushing myself now to the point that my design crappens yet.

-Bi4Be
~*Heheh! That other one looks like it was stabbed in the head...*~

[Armand]

Worse than a re-design actually... re-structuring also, which caused the most headaches and delays.[nbsp][nbsp]Nothing like re-working all your site's policies and setup after 2 years.[nbsp][nbsp]Sometimes necessary to survive I guess.

Now to head over Advanced Dev. and ask some questions I suppose.

Joe AKA Armand http://www.arcanumcafe.com/ubb/beatnik.gif