Bacon...

[Justin]

I'm a little shaken - when you said "graphic violence", I never would have though... I can't even think about it. I am not sure that a photo like that is appropriate for the web.

I guess some people have the stomach for things like that...

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Justin
- Yo quero Taco Bell? -

[hearts]

Darn.. I was thinking you were inviting us to breakfast.. then I see this pic, not my idea of a main course.. *grin*

I have never been much for breakfast anyways! http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

[Deb]

Paul -- Consider this a warning -- Please refrain from posting links to sites that are that graphic. I'll allow this one to stay, but next time I may need to remove your post. I can not afford to have other site owners frightened like that. It would be us that would have to deal with the after shocks.

Now as far as the bacon goes, I had tried to show the SIX server how nice it would be to join in the community by creating a nice big breakfast for her. I am not sure if it has helped yet or not, but at least it explains why you noticed the aroma http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

Sneaky -- did you bring some whipped cream for the pancakes? That just may be the ticket to getting SIX to realize this is a pretty kewl community to work for http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif

Deb
p.s. I had seriously considered replacing the FQ home page with an "Out Of Business" page in the spirit of April Fools but I decided to refrain <grin>

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[Jed]

Howdy, yall! Im new here and i just can't reckon how in the world to get this web site thing aworkin. My nefew says i'm gonna need one of these here computin' thangs??

Anywho, i just want to say we got us some gopher stew a'brewin, if yall want some! Be plenty for the hole lot of ya! even killer! To think, I got 85 million dollars and cant seem to get one of these here computer things a workin! oh well yall come back now, ya hear!

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Pa
- Oil, that is -

[Justin]

I was thinking a good joke would be to raise the prices by about 500% just for a day - you might get lucky and find a millionaire like Jed there...

I'm curious, Jed, if you are a customer, what is your URL and why is your email hidden? I don't mean to sound harsh, but it would be nice if we knew who you were before giving you support... and gopher stew? Are you some sort of sicko?

Oh, yeah, welcome to FutureQuest!!!

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Justin Nelson
FutureQuest Support

[Deb]

LOL!

[hearts]

since it is april fools and he is trying to come off like some kind of hillbilly, my guess would be that his name is some kind of April Fool's joke, almost seems like something Del would do, or he might be the April Fool. hehehehhe.

Check out his profile. you gotta love it


Status -- Junior Member
Occupation-- Millionare
Location-- Beverly Hills, CA
Interests-- About 6.9%
ICQ #-- I see who?

darn shame them interests are low! http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

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[Jed]

Oh, so I'm an April fools joke, huh? Well, too bad, this gopher stew is some mighty fine eatin's! Yall lucked out on this one! Woo dawg!

Well, gotta run! Ol' Ellie's in jail again. She's gotta stop beatin up folk!

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Jed
PS - I ain't Del. Try again http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif

[Terra]

After some relatively minor digging it has been determined that:

Jed == Justin

Ummm, Justin - I know we waived the psychological exams required to become an FQuest employee (time constraints) but I would IMPLORE you to seek some psychiatric help... http://www.aota.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Are we working you that hard, that you in effect are beginning to show signs of MPD? http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

--
Terra
--Yes, you heard it here first--
FutureQuest

[Jed]

That's not fair! I mentioned to you the other day about posting as someone else... ah, well, twas fun http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif

<edit>
Yeah, it was fun http://www.aota.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
</edit>

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Me, myself, and I

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[Deb]

Terra you are absolutly no fun:P Not all problems need solutions..some of us like to play guessing games:P

Deb
p.s. I admit -- I thought it was Paul http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

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[hearts]

lemme see, can't be terra, cuz the only things he can manipulate have to do with hardware (no pun intended).. and it ain't perl related.

Could be Deb, cuz she is still suffering side-effects from meds..

Justin ain't that talented to come up with a lingo like that, there ain't enough "F" words.. *LMAO*

Meikel? That would surprise me!

Rich is much to serious to pull something like this off.

Benson however.. quite possibly.

MIKEE.. now he is clever enough to pull this off without a bat of an eye!

Leah is sick.. achoooooooooo!

Zeegraf.. well he is a man of few words, direct and to the point.

Paul, well, I don't know him well enough, but there was a post where he was taking nerve pills over the last debate happening here. He couldn't handle Ellie and her prison ventures! http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif Besides. grannie would cause him a stroke!

Haven't seen much of Dean today. NO WAY!

The school teacher? Don't know Fred well enough .. but I know his profile says he is a trouble maker! http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

I will have to ponder this, as i have no real guess. *giggle*

however.. SNEAKY DAVE.. now he is a man of mystery.. the smell of bacon mighta got to him... suddenly became delirious, got a wif of oil leaking from his car, and thought he struck it rich! And believed he was a man named Jed!

[hearts]

i must say TERRA.. you are absolutely no fun. I will keep in mind, never to share anything of importance with ya... as you might just give it away. humph!

[teach1st]

I'd quote you, Hearts, but I don't know how to quote! I'm more school teacher than troublemaker (except at school). Besides, if I were to pull a joke like that, I'd be Gilligan (well, the Professor could have contrapted a computer out of coconuts and squid). Wasn't me!

[Justin]

I should've played dumb http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif I figured everyone knew it was me - because I was the first to respond to Jed. Kinda like the first one to say You smell that? is usually the one... nevermind.

I was going to post my opinions on who I thought it was, too, just play along http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif
Justin ain't that talented to come up with a lingo like that
hehe http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif

Je - er, Justin

[SneakyDave]

I smell bacon in here....

Anybody else smell bacon?

[Deb]

Doesn't seem the whipped cream idea worked:/

My compliments to TAZ for being a whole lot more user friendly then SIX has been.

Jed you think you could bribe her?

[Paul]

If you even try to pull an an April Fools joke on me.. I'll sick my pet "Killer" on you! (who just happens to be the meanest dog in the world) CAUTION: Photo may be offensive to some..contains graphic violence.

www.mistervintage.com/killer.htm (http://www.mistervintage.com/killer.htm)

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Paul

[Dean B]

<--- happier than a pig in **** residing on TAZ still http://www.aota.net/ubb/wink.gif

Dean.
--- When in doubt, give it a clout ---

[SneakyDave]

UPDATE:

It wasn't bacon, it was Funyuns!

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Sneaky....
--"What the heck is that thang? I don't know
--what that thang is..., Oh, now I know what
--that thang is, now don't go and put your
--lips on it!"
--What the

[Bi4Be]

Hey Sneaky Dave, are you sure what your smelling isn't Beggin' Strips?
"Dogs don't know it's not bacon." lol! http://www.aota.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Bi4Be]

Umm... since I was almost a "no show" on April Fools it is way weird to have a be-lated April Fools joke. So I opped for some teletubby humor (hey, I'm weird OK? http://www.aota.net/ubb/smile.gif)
Alittle excert from from moose.spesh.com/teletubbies (http://moose.spesh.com/teletubbies) :

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po are, of course, mutants. Generations of exposure to the after-effects of a nuclear holocaust, and subsequent genetic tinkering at the hands of what's left of Earth's masters, safe underground in their fallout shelters, have rendered them docile and weak- minded. The race of Teletubbies is nurtured with Tubbie-toast and Tubbie- custard, and from time to time a Teletubbie is culled to provide dietary variation for the hidden overseers.

Enjoy, this was also featured in Yahoo Internet Life Magazine,
-Bi4Be

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