Best. Blonde. Joke. Ever.

[cindik]

http://forums.yesand.com/showthread.php?t=951

[Deb]

Hold out your hand Cindi...it's time for a slap'n :P

[Deb]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke :clapper:

Deb
- Went for the gold highlights this round...

[dank]

Just curious, is there actually a joke or is the joke on whoever endlessly chases the links? I went 3 or 4 deep and decided there's nothing to be found...

Dan

[Joseph]

Just curious, is there actually a joke or is the joke on whoever endlessly chases the links?

:ytpopcrn:

[Wassercrats]

Just curious, is there actually a joke or is the joke on whoever endlessly chases the links? I went 3 or 4 deep and decided there's nothing to be found...The answer is here (http://web.archive.org/web/19990508052102/www.angelfire.com/on/guamchat/friendship.html).

<Mod Warning: Open in a new window... patience pays off... if you don't have a few minutes.. skip it>

[Joseph]

The answer is here (http://web.archive.org/web/19990508052102/www.angelfire.com/on/guamchat/friendship.html).

:ythulk:

[dank]

Someone please delete Wasser's post before I fly to wherever he's located and kick his **************************.... There's absolutely nothing funny about that level of annoyance and having to close out a bunch of stuff I was working on. In case it isn't overly obvious, I'm completely pissed at the moment.

Dan

[Deb]

Someone please delete Wasser's post before I fly to wherever he's located and kick his **************************.... We've all felt that way a time or two with this particular joke.... There's absolutely nothing funny about that level of annoyance and having to close out a bunch of stuff I was working on. In case it isn't overly obvious, I'm completely pissed at the moment. Patience pays off.... 150 clicks and you're home free... SQUIRREL POWER!

Nevertheless... we'll stick a mod warning on it :P

Deb
- It sure did bring back memories of the g'ol days :P

[Wassercrats]

Then maybe this (http://www.aota.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6105&highlight=guamchat) should be deleted too. I kept pressing escape and clicking ok until I broke out of it like someone did 7 years ago.

...actually, the first time I went through all 150 pages. Doesn't take so long.

[Randall]

Someone please delete Wasser's post before I fly to wherever he's located and kick his **************************.... I'm a lot closer to him, geographically speaking. (And no, I did not click on the link, nor do I intend to.)

Deb's joke was better.

Randall :ytguido:

[johnfl68]

I couldn't find the link again, but there was one that had a "click me" button, however every time you put the mouse cursor near it, it would move away, so you could never click it.

John

[Wassercrats]

I couldn't find the link again, but there was one that had a "click me" button, however every time you put the mouse cursor near it, it would move away, so you could never click it.You may be thinking about the spoof of the ballot problem in the Bush-Gore election, when the old people couldn't match the candate with the proper checkbox. http://student.fsid.cvut.cz/~popelka/friendsh.htm

[sheila]

Well, I just went to my browser preferences on the menu and turned javascript off. I didn't have time to click 150 times. Doh!

[dank]

I probably reached 100 clicks and had no idea if it would stop or keep cycling through. I couldn't close the tab, but I didn't try the toolbar functionality for disabling JS.

Here's some much more subtle humor that's not at all mean-spirited:

http://www.brit.ca/~tboicey/comics.html

Dan

[Wassercrats]

Holding down esc will automatically cycle through the popups. At the end of the popups on that last page I linked to you get to read people's comments.

[dank]

That's great. Next time, say that before posting the link. I'll think long and hard before I ever click on a link from you again. I don't know if you care about your credibility with others, but it just took a big hit with me. This isn't the sort of forum I visit with a distrustful eye toward content.

Dan

[Andilinks]

I actually found a blonde joke at the end of those links, I guess that makes me an honorary blonde for doing all that clicking for "what's the difference between a mosquito and a blond?" A. the mosquito stops when you slap it.